From the President WHITE HOUSE
Dear Citizens,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, I have decided to implement a new scheme to put workers, 50 years of age and above, on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People> Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice, and SCREWED as many times as I, President Obama, deem appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED or SCREWED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance) Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. I have always prided myself on the amount of SHIT I give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been specially trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely, President Barack H. Obama
PS: Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, as well as the current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Just for fun
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Protester Beaten by Union Members at St. Louis Town Hall Recounts Assault
Protester Beaten by Union Members at St. Louis Town Hall Recounts Assault
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
"How to: Avoid being helpless and unarmed..."
"How to: Avoid being helpless and unarmed..."
"Don't apologize for being an Armed Citizen."
As armed citizens, we know how comforting it is to just be armed.
Just plain old being armed doesn't solve all of our problems, but isn't it incredibly comforting to know that no matter what happens...
... you at least have a gun?
If we don't need our guns to solve our problems, then those problems just aren't life and death- which is good news.
If we do need guns to solve our problems.. well, there they are.
It's comforting to me, and it's something that I refuse to apologize for. I have a feeling you feel the same way.
I'm sure you also feel that there's no worse feeling than being left high and dry... than being tied up and on our knees. I can't imagine anything worse.. can you?
I hope to God you never find yourself in that situation, and I want to help make sure you never do.
It's up to you to have the guts and honor to carry a gun for protection- and you already have that.
Bingo.
Now let me and the experts here at the USCCA tell you how to do it better. But... don't become:
Armed and... Helpless..?
There's another kind of high and dry that I'm hoping you don't end up mixed into, and it's probably not what you're thinking:
Human intuition is a powerful thing. We always hear about people who had to use their weapons, who felt "..uneasy.." before having to do so.
Well, that uneasiness is our instincts trying to warn us of impending danger.
As armed citizens, you and I have learned to trust our judgment.
We know what to do if we're in a situation where we feel a sense of danger- we leave, if we can. If we can't we prepare to act.
As armed citizens, we know how comforting it is to just be armed.
Just plain old being armed doesn't solve all of our problems, but isn't it incredibly comforting to know that no matter what happens...
... you at least have a gun?
If we don't need our guns to solve our problems, then those problems just aren't life and death- which is good news.
If we do need guns to solve our problems.. well, there they are.
It's comforting to me, and it's something that I refuse to apologize for. I have a feeling you feel the same way.
I'm sure you also feel that there's no worse feeling than being left high and dry... than being tied up and on our knees. I can't imagine anything worse.. can you?
I hope to God you never find yourself in that situation, and I want to help make sure you never do.
It's up to you to have the guts and honor to carry a gun for protection- and you already have that.
Bingo.
Now let me and the experts here at the USCCA tell you how to do it better. But... don't become:
Armed and... Helpless..?
There's another kind of high and dry that I'm hoping you don't end up mixed into, and it's probably not what you're thinking:
Human intuition is a powerful thing. We always hear about people who had to use their weapons, who felt "..uneasy.." before having to do so.
Well, that uneasiness is our instincts trying to warn us of impending danger.
As armed citizens, you and I have learned to trust our judgment.
We know what to do if we're in a situation where we feel a sense of danger- we leave, if we can. If we can't we prepare to act.
Citizens Open-Carry in Arizona Brought Firearms to Rally Outside Obama Event
Citizens Open-Carry in Arizona Brought Firearms to Rally Outside Obama Event
See Video Below
PHOENIX -- About a dozen people carrying guns, including one with a military-style rifle, milled among protesters outside the convention center where President Barack Obama was giving a speech Monday -- the latest incident in which protesters have openly displayed firearms near the president.
Gun-rights advocates say they're exercising their constitutional right to bear arms and protest, while those who argue for more gun control say it could be a disaster waiting to happen.
Phoenix police said the gun-toters at Monday's event, including the man carrying an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle slung over his shoulder, didn't need permits. No crimes were committed, and no one was arrested.
The man with the rifle declined to be identified but told The Arizona Republic that he was carrying the assault weapon because he could. "In Arizona, I still have some freedoms," he said.
Phoenix police Detective J. Oliver, who monitored the man at the downtown protest, said police also wanted to make sure no one decided to harm him.
"Just by his presence and people seeing the rifle and people knowing the president was in town, it sparked a lot of emotions," Oliver said. "We were keeping peace on both ends."
Last week, during Obama's health care town hall in New Hampshire, a man carrying a sign reading "It is time to water the tree of liberty" stood outside with a pistol strapped to his leg.
"It's a political statement," he told The Boston Globe. "If you don't use your rights, then you lose your rights."
Police asked the man to move away from school property, but he was not arrested.
Fred Solop, a Northern Arizona University political scientist, said the incidents in New Hampshire and Arizona could signal the beginning of a disturbing trend.
"When you start to bring guns to political rallies, it does layer on another level of concern and significance," Solop said. "It actually becomes quite scary for many people. It creates a chilling effect in the ability of our society to carry on honest communication."
He said he's never heard of someone bringing an assault weapon near a presidential event. "The larger the gun, the more menacing the situation," he said.
Phoenix was Obama's last stop on a four-day tour of western states, including Montana and Colorado.
Authorities in Montana said they received no reports of anyone carrying firearms during Obama's health care town hall near Bozeman on Friday. About 1,000 people both for and against Obama converged at a protest area near the Gallatin Field Airport hangar where the event took place.
One person accused of disorderly conduct was detained and released, according to the Gallatin Airport Authority.
Heather Benjamin of Denver's Mesa County sheriff's department, the lead agency during Obama's visit there, said no one was arrested.
Arizona is an "open-carry" state, which means anyone legally allowed to have a firearm can carry it in public as long as it's visible. Only someone carrying a concealed weapon is required to have a permit.
Paul Helmke, president of the Washington, D.C.-based Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, said people should not be allowed to bring guns to events where Obama is.
"To me, this is craziness," he said. "When you bring a loaded gun, particularly a loaded assault rifle, to any political event, but particularly to one where the president is appearing, you're just making the situation dangerous for everyone."
He said people who bring guns to presidential events are distracting the Secret Service and law enforcement from protecting the president. "The more guns we see at more events like this, there's more potential for something tragic happening," he said.
Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan said armed demonstrators in open-carry states such as Arizona and New Hampshire have little impact on security plans for the president.
"In both cases, the subject was not entering our site or otherwise attempting to," Donovan said. "They were in a designated public viewing area. The main thing to know is that they would not have been allowed inside with a weapon."
Please help spread the video. We went down to the Obama staged Healthcare rally and our buddy Chris rolled down there with his AR-15 and his 9mm. You have a god given right to protect yourself and your family.Paid ACORN idiots were running amuck as well as the typical NEO-CON/ fake conservatives.4409 works strictly off Donations to inform the people. Look through the videos and you will see this is a full time job.
New Ice cream flavor
In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road "
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you..
You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Are you stimulated?
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
