THE NEXT U.S. PRESIDENT DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN NEED TO GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,DEMOCRATOR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend! any more money on this war, ourmission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all Americanforcesfrom Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now tobeginthe reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countrieswhichhave stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.TheUnited Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of thecountries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of theworld'snations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributingcopies ofboth lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid tothosenations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money savedduring the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of theIraqiwar.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third worldHell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect thismoneytoward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. Onthatnote, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we willhunt youdown and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of theearth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybeChina.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations withFrance,Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We areretiringfrom NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the manyUNdiplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaidparkingtickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded andcrushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this Youcreeps havetens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow orwatchyour precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of thefinestchop shops in the world. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors! . Canada is on List 2. Since we arelikelyto be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try notpissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corruptgovernmentreally need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tankandinfantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em?Yep,border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTAtreaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drillingfor oilin Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs fordecades tocome. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, Irefer youto List 2 above: pick a count! ry and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its owncitizens.Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darntootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life aroundthe worldhas only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on theplanet.It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminatehomelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer fromAmerica. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. Weowe youand we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn tospeakArabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it inEnglish,thank a soldier.