Friday, July 24, 2009

Democrats Health Plan

Here is what a Republican Congressman wants to sent out to his constituents in his district. The Democrats are blocking it right now because they say it is biased towards their health plan. The franking committee, which oversees all the mailing that are sent out by the US Congress, are blocking this because they say it does not portray Obamacare in the right light. Here is a copy.




Serfs,



It is apparent that my message sent yesterday must have riled the King and his noble lords. Afraid of a peasant uprising they developed a simple map for our simple dirt farming minds to understand their masterful health plan. I could not fathom a possibility of summing up a 1000+ page doctrine in just 1 simple diagram. I beseech you to never again doubt our feudalistic system or our brilliant king. You will understand what I speak of once you view, first hand, the wizardry of this simple diagram. When explained in such clear and easy to follow format I could not see how such a simply laid plan could go wrong. I will rest easy tonight knowing that this is type of brilliant programs that are implemented with over half the earnings I get from toiling in the fields.

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