Speaking German in Texas
Near Fredericksburg , Texas is a large German-speaking population. A farmer walking down a country road noticed a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Translation: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s*** in it.')
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English..'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
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